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I swear that’s Josh Hutcherson. He used to be such a cute little kid in Zathura. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM OMG -.-

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Why do people have such beautiful eyes? Why do mine look like piles of dung?

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And mentally slapping myself each time, because memories are recreated. And everything fades a little bit more every time I do.

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but Ms Rowling, what if I’m failing at everything and my whole life is falling apart

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness: "I only have one, you know."

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"

Witness: "By death."

Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness: "July 15th."

Lawyer: "What year?"

Witness: "Every year."

Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"

Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness: "I forget."

Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"

Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"

Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"

Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "How many were boys?"

Witness: "None."

Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness: "I could see his head."

Lawyer: "And where was his head?"

Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness: "The victim lived."

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I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.

i won’t rest until everyone listens to this

…WHAT.

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I get annoyed at my country sometimes. It seems as though everyone around me is bent at complaining about the government and criticizing everything they try to do.

Perhaps it’s just me, yet it feels like they’ve been taking everything our country has worked so hard for for granted. That they’ve been living so long here that they’ve forgotten how hard it is for a country to reach the state we are in now.

And… I don’t know. They seem to protest their lack of free speech a lot. Yet truthfully, I’d gladly give it up if it means that I don’t have to suffer through what my grandparents had to. If it means I live in peace.

Maybe it’s just me. Yet after reading all the notes about the other SouthEast Asian countries (and everywhere around the world, really) that are plagued with problems that we don’t seem to have, I’m thankful. Thankful for the government everyone seems hell bent on destroying.

I hate it when the people around me complain, comparing our lack of a welfare system to other countries and protesting about the (truthfully outrageous) prices we have to pay for automobiles.

Yet they forget that everything comes with a price - in such a small country as ours, we can’t afford a lot of things. And they forget that the very countries they’re referring to are pretty much being screwed over by the very things they want - terrible congestion, for one. Congestion that I’m pretty sure the people here would start complaining about should the government give in, and blame it on the lack of measures the government is taking to curb the problem.

Why can’t they see that?

Why can’t they see the things we’ve accomplished, and try to understand the reasons behind the policies the government make, instead of criticizing every move they make and refusing to even give them a chance?

Instead of complaining and complaining and complaining?

Why are the people in my country so petty? 

Heck, why are the people my age so self-centered? Why can’t they see beyond themselves for once and try to figure out exactly why the government do the things they do and give them a chance?

And I see the way people react when they’re forced to stand near foreign workers.  I feel like bashing all their xenophobic faces in, one by one. What is wrong with them - aren’t the workers people too? People who just want to make a living, to give their family a better life? 

Why can’t they learn to accept that the world does not revolve around them?

I love my country. I just hate the people, sometimes.

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